Emmagan:
I’m gonna be a rockstar, just like Katy Perry, my idol…*swoon* In keeping with my statement, I have prepared a completely new, nothing that sounds like anyone else, brand new, awesome song. I hope my audience likes it…oh, I’m being stupid. Of course they will like it! Enjoy fans, enjoy! Now watch closely while I perform my masterpiece with some super cool dance moves for your visual enjoyment.
Ehhh Ehhhm! *breath breath*
I would like to introduce:
“I Licked A Squirrel“, by Emmagan/Ms. Kittie Meowry (that’s my stage name!)
This was nothing that I had planned
but it’s instinctual
I got so brave, nip in paw
Lost my discretion
It’s not food, I’m used too
Just wanna try it out
I’m curious, for new game
Caught my attention
I licked a squirrel and I liked it
Tastes like almonds and fabric
I licked a squirrel, tried to bite it
it ran, now I can’t find it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don’t mean I’ll eat squirrel tonight
I licked a squirrel and I liked it
I liked it
*Sashay, sashay*
No, I don’t even know your name
That’s probably better
You’re my experiment with game
Just feline nature
It’s just what most cats do
No need to be ashamed
My palate gets confused
Hard to not obey
I licked a squirrel and I liked it
Tastes like almonds and fabric
I licked a squirrel, tried to bite it
it ran, now I can’t find it
It felt so Wrong
It felt so right
Don’t mean I’ll eat squirrel tonight
I licked a squirrel and I liked it
I liked it
*interpretive dance*
These squirrels they are so tangible
Soft fur, meaty, so lickable
Hard to resist so tasteable
Too good to not eat them
That’s no big deal, it’s natural
I licked a squirrel and I liked it
Tastes like almonds and fabric
I licked a squirrel, tried to bite it
it ran, now I can’t find it
It felt so Wrong
It felt so right
Don’t mean I’ll eat squirrel tonight
I licked a squirrel and I liked it
I liked it
Thank you! Thank you! Oh, my fans!
Lucivar:…What the? Mr. Squirrel? OMG, Mr. Squirrel!
Emmagan, what have you done! Mr. squirrel is unconscious and dripping with…ewww…saliva!
Emmagan: I just had a little taste, he’ll be fine.
Lucivar: Fine!? You call this fine? Mr. squirrel is my plushie! Mom bought him for me! You chose the moose plushie! Not squirrel! Moose! Not Squirrel! I hate you! Keep your paws off my toys. *wanders off mumbling*
Emmagan: My brother has no concept of sharing or of the great magnificence I have graced my fans with tonight. Spoilsport. He’ll get his. *grumble*